Uh Oh! I Moved The Needle And Now I Can’t Find It

Um…hi everyone. I hope you all had great weekends…

I didn’t expect to be holding an all-hands meeting so bright and early on a Monday morning, but something urgent has come up. So, um…

Well here’s the thing…I have some good news and some bad news.

Let’s do good news first, ok? Everyone loves good news.

Good news: I moved the needle last week!

Yes, THE needle. The one we’ve been trying to move all year. I moved it!

I know a lot of people didn’t believe it was possible to move the needle so late in the year and so close to the holidays. I’m proud to say I have proved them wrong!

But, uhh, here’s the thing.

I kinda…forgot where I put it?

I know, I know. Who moves the needle and forgets where they moved it to?

The thing is, I never thought I actually would move the needle, you know? Everyone said it was too difficult but I wanted to try it anyway, because why not?

And then I did it! Me!

I showed everyone that it is possible.

But you know how when you do something exciting you can get carried away with celebrating and stuff?

Yeah, unfortunately, that’s what happened. I lost track of the needle while I was celebrating moving it.

I know, I know. It’s embarrassing…

I didn’t even want to tell you this.

I thought I could find the needle again without anyone knowing that something was off. I spent the whole weekend looking!

But it turns out that trying to is like finding a needle in a haystack.

Hah! Isn’t that ironic?

So, yeah…the bright side: I moved the needle. The downside: I have no clue where it is.

If you happen to see it, just let me know, yeah?