SEO Not Dead, Found Hiding in Montana Wilderness
The SEO community is still reeling from this recent discovery.
In a stunning twist sure to baffle thought leaders everywhere, SEO, long believed to be dead, was found alive this past Sunday in a remote off-grid cabin in the western Montana wilderness.
Authorities were tipped off to SEO’s hideaway by several anonymous reports over the past few months.
“We kept getting emails that said the same thing over and over again, just worded slightly differently,” said Detective Fletcher, who led the investigation.
The final tip, “best log cabin rental near me Montana reddit,” was enough to launch a search in the area. “Eventually, we were able to link the inquiry back to SEO’s location,” said Fletcher.
SEO was soon located scared and unshaven, yet very much alive. When asked for comment, SEO shared that “It felt like being stuck on the second page of search results. I wasn’t even sure I existed.”
The SEO community is still reeling from this recent discovery. “I couldn’t believe it when I heard the news,” says former SEO Strategist Andrzej Dubicki.
“It was all over the first page of Google this morning.”
