Rise and Grind! This Girl Boss Has TMJ

Breaking news is emerging from an alarmingly hip dentist's office at the back of a refurbished tobacco factory building in Durham, NC, where 30-year-old Janice Toole has been diagnosed with TMJ.

Early this morning, Toole could be overheard loudly explaining her symptoms in the reception area while shaking her Trenta Iced Nondairy Vanilla Sweet Cream Cold Brew.

“She kept telling me how much stress she’s been under at work lately, even though I never asked,” explains front office assistant Vanessa Ramirez. “You could tell she really cares about her work. Like, maybe too much.”

Local dentist, Cora Mason, DDS, adds “It’s clear Janice is under a lot of stress right now. Her jaw sounds like a box of Nerds being thrown down a flight of stairs.”

Janice was approached for comment on her diagnosis before driving back to her job at a new, exciting tech startup in the heart of downtown.

“It’s no big deal, I swear. It’s just really stressful being a boss bitch,” shares Janice. “Especially when you’re doing important work like revolutionizing productivity with transformative AI apps.”

“I want to be a SheEO someday, you know?” Janice elaborates. “So it’s all work, work, work all the time now! Living that rise and grind life! I’ll sleep when I’m dead, right!?”

When asked if she plans to seek treatment for her TMJ, Janice shares: “Of course not! My job doesn’t offer dental!”