7 Marketing Hacks For Succeeding With an Unlimited Budget
Who needs to be scrappy when you're bankrolled by Daddy Warbucks?
Hey marketing maven! We see you out there, doing your best with your unlimited marketing budget.
Sure, you’re spending a lot already, but you could still be spending more, more, more!
Here are 7 hacks for leveling up your marketing game in 2025 with your massive blank check.
1. Hire a Kardashian
What better way to get eyes on your revolutionary AI tool than hiring a world-famous actress/socialite/businesswoman/influencer? It doesn’t matter which one. (Even a Jenner will do in a pinch!)
2. Buy a blimp
Take your revenue to new heights — up to 10,000 ft (3,000 m), to be exact — with a giant helium-filled airship.
3. Brainwashing!
It might be unproven (so far), but give it a try! You didn’t earmark that experimental budget for nothin’.
4. Lie in your reporting
Just a tiny lie! A teensy weensy little fib about your results. C’mon, it’ll be fun! A little white lie never hurt anybody.
Plus, now you can use that leftover budget for an all-inclusive trip on the company dime!
5. Steal credit from Sales
Attribution, shmattribution.
No one actually knows where the deals are coming from, right? Claim the spotlight for yourself. (And maybe bribe the Sales Manager for good measure.)
6. Hack your competition
Like, literally. Hire some nerds to hack into their database then leak the breach to the press, and voila! Your TAM just got a little bit bigger.
7. Embezzlement
It takes money to make money. But have you ever tried just taking the money?
Who needs to be scrappy when you’re bankrolled by Daddy Warbucks? Not you!
